comes round the corner pissed out of her head when i was having a cig and chat with deek. the wee soul had been drinking all night and left her poor daughter stuck in the house all day. not to mention while i was alone, i climbed up on the worktop so i could reach the top shelf in the cupboard to get the box of teabags, closed the door, and tried to jump back off the worktop. unkown to me, the little loop thing on my shirt pocket had hooked onto the cupboard handle and when i slid off i was hanging there... off the cupboard in mid-air. i'm surprised the door didnt break off really. i greatly dislike being short sometimes. but anyway, my mum likes to embarrass me infront of my friends then stumbles into the house and puts nfg on full blast and dances like an idiot.
also - when homeless chicks are on their period, how do they afford tampons and stuff?!
aaaaalso! - click here to see g.i. joe getting crushed by a giant deep-fried mars bar.
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