Tuesday, 10 February 2009

jeremy kyle

i have seen the same family on this three times - can't they find a less replusive way to make easy money? i would also like to make a note on the smells i smelt on the bus the other day in the space of an hour.
1. coleslaw - nobody was eating it?
2. cream of vegetable cuppa soup - ditto.
3. cheesy feet
4. beer
5. cigs
6. general b.o.
7. dkny perfume that makes me sneeze like fuck and smells like toilet cleaner
8. garlic mayo?!
9. bananas - again, nobody was eating them.

my nose is fantastic.

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